I found some funny quotes by George Bush, you have to read them, he so stoopid
1. "They misunderestimated me." - Nov. 6, 2000
2. "Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?" - Jan. 11, 2000
3. "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." - Aug. 5, 2004
4. "The truth of that matter is, if you listen carefully, Saddam would still be in power if he were the president of the United States, and the world would be a lot better off." - Oct. 8, 2004
5. "There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again." - Sept. 17, 2002
6. "I'm honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein." - May 25, 2004
7. "I just want you to know that when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace." - June 18, 2002
8. "This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating." - April 23, 2002
9. "One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." - Jan. 3, 2000
10. "If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator." - Dec. 19, 2000
11. "Those who enter the country illegally violate the law." - Nov. 28, 2005